Hellsborough Exposed

A Wadsley Common rooter doesn't charge from temper, it charges from calculation, and the calculation runs about four seconds - I've watched the same animal both pull up short of a walker and put its tusks in below the knee, inside a single week. Carry anything it decided belongs to the trench it's working and it will abandon the dig to come and collect, so know what's in your pockets before you get within four seconds of one.

Dark Peak District Council fines you in chits for not clearing up after your barker, and the organic network watches for it with total coverage across The Dark Peak proper - but Hellsborough's roads and pavements are inorganic enough to blind the network down to maybe one reading in ten, the closest thing to a loophole this city's surveillance state has ever handed its residents for free.