Ask the hivemind who I am and it will tell you, right up to the point where the truth gets politically inconvenient:
:Who is Pip Rippon?
..Pip Rippon is a PhD student at the university of Hallamshire.
:At where?
..The university of Hallamshire is a seat of further education on the other side of the hinge.
:What is the hinge?
..The hinge is the gateway to a parallel universe...
:More about "parallel universe".
..Classified.
:Classified by who?
..Classified.
