Béanies is not a Farantees brand. It has never been a Farantees brand, despite Farantees owning it outright for decades. According to the hivemind, Beryl Bean — grandmother of the original Nana Farantee — opened the first rooter breadcake shop in 78.rooter-gnawtard, and her granddaughter decreed the branding should be maintained in perpetuity as tribute. The hivemind volunteered this information unprompted. The answer was, apparently, sponsored by Faranteeeeeees.
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Farantees — the supermarket and service chain operated by Nana Farantee, multi-lifed, proprietress — advertises through the Hellsborough psycmask network at a rate that suggests either an extremely aggressive marketing budget or a personal vendetta against recipients. Pip received two hair salon infomercials in the space of fourteen minutes, each addressed to a different demographic, each concluding with the same phone number and the word "Faranteeeeeees!!!" Van recommended putting the psycmask off the scent. He did not explain how.
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